waiting on line
9 Characters, 4F, 3M, 2GF, 1 dual role
MYLES
And you've been freaking out over what I'm wearing since you picked me up at home.
DAD
I just wasn't expecting it, that's all.
MYLES
You physically reacted to me! Did, like, a double take.
DAD
Well, Myles, you're dressed up like big pink rabbit.
MYLES
(yelling) I'm a Naughty Bunny! And it's thulian, not pink! But, yes, it's in the pink family! (calming) You're uncomfortable with me being gay.
DAD
(sigh) Myles, we've been through this. (rotely) I support your being gay.
MYLES
You're OK with me being "gay" but not my being "Gay!" (pause) Capital "G."
