winner of seven gold medals
10 Minutes, 1M, 1F
PHILLIP
This helped make me who I am today...
MOM
What ARE you talking about? Who is that?
(a picture of the iconic poster of 1972 Olympic swimmer Mark Spitz with his seven gold medals is projected on the wall above them for the audience to see)
PHILLIP
Mark Spitz? C'mon, you know who this is.
(MOM pauses and studies poster, twisting her head for a different angle)
MOM
He's not a pornographic person, is he? He looks like a pornographic person
PHILLIP
You don't have to say the whole word, ma. It's just “porn.” Porn star.
MOM
Whatever. He's not one of them, is he?